http://www.andremonserrat.com/2008/02/24/the-oscars-2008/ Scattered pages from an apocryphal diary Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:09:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 http://www.andremonserrat.com/2008/02/24/the-oscars-2008/#comment-590 Jenny Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:01:19 +0000 http://www.andremonserrat.com/2008/02/24/the-oscars-2008/#comment-590 Ric will never again watch the Oscars and still won't watch a Denzel Washington movie, ever since he beat out Russell Crowe. I won't be watching either, since everyone feels the need to have a religious epiphony before the show and thank God, even if they are still stoned when they say it. Besides, I'm sure I will catch the replays of all the clips for weeks after. Sorry to be such a killjoy about this, but it is how I feel. The contractions and the "pregnant crazies" are not affecting my judgement at all. Ric will never again watch the Oscars and still won’t watch a Denzel Washington movie, ever since he beat out Russell Crowe. I won’t be watching either, since everyone feels the need to have a religious epiphony before the show and thank God, even if they are still stoned when they say it. Besides, I’m sure I will catch the replays of all the clips for weeks after. Sorry to be such a killjoy about this, but it is how I feel. The contractions and the “pregnant crazies” are not affecting my judgement at all.

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