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Hastings = Evil

Here’s why I should not be allowed to enter Hastings. When confronted with cool designer magazines and bargain DVDs, my willpower withers like a marshmallow tossed upon flaming coals and I will gladly spend my grocery money on these “necessities”. I was doing some shopping at Hobby Lobby, you know, crafts and such. Upon exiting, I felt the magnetic pull of Hastings, right next door, as though its very structure were composed of oppositely charged Drey particles.

The design section of the magazine sector was choked with slick European graphics magazines, AKA designer porn. I feel as if the mere presence of such a magazine near my computer will substantially increase my mad skillz. And then Cinefex decided to cram Sin City, Constantine, Revenge of the Sith AND Hitchhiker’s Guide into a single issue. Bastards.

I could have just made a break for the checkout aisle, but no, I completed a circuit of the entire store. Near the home stretch they have this new section of DVDs: Buy 2, get 1 for 1 cent. When I looked down, I was somehow carrying a copy of Sideways, The Life Aquatic and House of Flying Daggers (for about $7 each!).

At the checkout counter, I avoided the cashier’s gaze. I might as well have been buying a six pack of dildos and a tub of Vaseline. I then fled the scene, lest the temptation to reserve a copy of Harry Potter overwhelmed me (besides, I already reserved it on Amazon.).

Episode 3

And so it ends. Having seen very little to spoil any part of the movie, I was able to enjoy a Star Wars movie with a fresh perspective. I’ve come to judge these films in a class by themselves, comparing them to each other. For if they were to set foot into the larger realm of fantasy and sci-fi cinema, they are instantly decimated on several fronts by Lord of the Rings, Firefly, any number of anime series, the list goes on.

From a technical aspect, Episode 3 seemed to be about pushing the envelope in terms of scope, speed and detail. Once you have mastered the massive completely CGI set piece, there is little room for innovation. So when there’s an epic space battle, the results are astonishing and no one does it better than ILM. Lightsaber battles have also been perfected in this film and it is difficult to imagine any improvements in this arena. The fights are almost too fast, an impossible blur of flashing light.

From an acting standpoint, I felt that everyone turned it up a notch since Episode 2. Ewan definitely inhabited the role of Obi-wan this time around. Ian was perfect as Palpatine/Sidious. Even Hayden was tolerable, though slightly stiff. A big disappointment was Natalie Portman who was given nothing to work with and was downgraded to Anakin’s hand-wringing wife.

I’ve always felt that Lucas is more of a technician than a director. He has this vision in his head and at last he has the technology to translate that into a film. This visual translation seems foremost in his mind. The transmission of any kind of story seems to be secondary. While his handling of the overarching story is genius, he falters in the details, writing dialogue heavy with exposition, encouraging only passable wooden performances from his actors. If only the writers from Knights of the Old Republic could have had a crack at the script, we could have seen something more elegant. Instead, the story plods methodically towards its inexorable conclusion, words falling from the character’s mouths simply because they have to.

This is not to say that there are no brilliant moments. The seduction of Anakin, the scene at the opera, Obi-wan’s confrontation with Padme, Vader’s first words… these stuck with me. The sense of descending darkness is also effective, culminating in Obi-wan turning his back on Anakin’s charred and mutilated form.

The visual orchestration of this film was also very powerful, with Lucas quoting scenes from the original trilogy, giving moments a deep resonance. Seeing Palpatine seated on the throne-like chair as Anakin and Dooku crossed sabers in that mirror of Return of the Jedi’s Luke/Vader duel gave me chills. So too the scene of Owen Lars gazing into the twin Tatooine sunset…beautiful.

On the whole, it was a good experience which I enjoyed more than the first two films. While technical excellence won out over passion and artful storytelling, the epic themes of Star Wars were made complete in this film. The nature of Anakin’s fall is revealed and his redemption in Jedi is made much more satisfying now that we know the depth of the descent.

Episode III is PG-13

Revenge of the Sith has received a PG-13 rating. This can only mean good things. I remain cautiously optimistic. I almost saw a spot they played during Lost with the “Arise, Lord Vader” scene. There was a flash of Vader sitting up from a table before I turned it off. This is going to be great: I’ve literally only seen about 2 second’s worth of images from this movie. I’ll go in completely fresh. It’s the last time I can experience a new Star Wars movie and I want to see if I can recapture the childhood wonder I felt during the original trilogy.

Sin City

If you’ve come within a stone’s throw of any press about Sin City, you already know Rodriguez hit a home run. I don’t have to tell you it’s fantastic.

I love Rodriguez’ maverick style and his way of making films. He writes and directs. He uses his own cameras, he shoots and edits the thing himself and usually writes a good deal of the music. Nothing compromises his vision. And when he wanted Frank Miller as co-director, he resigned from the Director’s Guild to make it happen. He cares more about the art and staying true to the source material than anything else. Rodriguez reminds me that it is still possible to do fantastic, large scale creative things if you are passionate enough.

What I expected from Sin City was a dazzling demonstration of digital technology, a la Sky Captain. What I got instead was fantastic storytelling supported by a mature and painterly use of what digital can deliver. This is not a living graphic novel. For that, you’ll need to hold out for Linklater’s Scanner Darkly (2006?! WTF?).

This is a film noir Pulp Fiction, completely confident and unapologetic. Everyone you see on screen is either rough and used or beautiful as a diamond knife. It’s violent on a Tarantino scale, even with most of the blood colored white. The anti-heroes you meet are such badasses that you can’t kill them by running them down or merely shooting them. No, you have to be really dedicated to taking them out. And when I say “anti-heroes” I mean that not a one of them is pleasant. Mickey Rourke was my favorite as “Marv.” His exploits cross over into the realm of superheroics and anime. When you meet the villains, the slimy and soulless cretins of Sin City, you almost don’t care how the heroes take them down. If anyone was concerned about Elijah Wood being typecast as Frodo, you can put such fears to rest. He is freakish and utterly evil as the silent assassin, Kevin.

Fun, dark and brutal. That’s Sin City.

Episode 3

When I went to see Sin City today, the excellent Hitchhiker’s trailer had just finished when that slightly-too bright digital green of the next trailer warned me even before I saw the Lucasfilm logo. There was a flash of a spaceship before I shut my eyes and tried to cover my ears as best as possible. Yes, my resolve was tested for what seemed like five minutes. I could still hear some of the dialogue, so I had to kind of hum inside my head so as not to disturb the other movie-goers.

I am on a complete media blackout for Star Wars Episode III. I don’t want to know anything about it until I see it. I feel guilty for seeing cereal boxes with Darth Vader on them. I don’t want to see the toys or video games or anything else until after May 19th.

One more chance, George. You’ve got one more chance.

Gumdrops

About two years ago I lost the ability to fly. Not like Superman, nothing so impressive. Just a loose kind of upright hovering, as though my heart were suspended from a cloud passing high overhead. The onsets came unannounced: Electricity warmed my spine and I simply inhaled, drifting upward, dangling until I could push off a nearby wall or streetlight.

It unnerved passersby. Spontaneously flying people were unsafe or at least untrustworthy. Continue reading →

Fellowship of the Ring Review

You don’t need to read my review to know that this was a phenomenal film. So let me just give you my thoughts on it. Continue reading →

Evolution

I just got back from a test screening of Evolution.  The invite pretty much fell into my lap.  I had no plans, so I went.  All I knew about the movie was that Duchovny was in it.  I didn’t even know it was a comedy.  So I entered the theater with zero expectations.  Ivan Reitman introduced the film as a work in progress, etc.  He expressed concern about the ending, that perhaps it was too confusing.  Then the lights dimmed and we were rolling. Continue reading →

The Phantom Menace

Having seen Episode 1 for the fourth time, I now feel prepared to write down my thoughts on it.  I am biased, of course: I knew I would love this movie years ago.  Let me approach it in terms of a Star Wars experience and as a story in general.  Let me try to discern what was going on in Lucas’ mind. Continue reading →

The Life of Whose Mind?

Have you ever considered what part of you anatomy you might sell in exchange for two hours’ time spent inside another person’s mind?  I don’t mean the body swapping bit; I’m talking about sitting smack in the middle of a person’s imagination, their own private world.  You just lean back in a comfy pile of grey matter, popping down Raisinettes, while you experience the horrible wonders projected before you in the mind’s eye.

Everybody still with me?  Good.  Because I have quite a peculiar journey to set before you.  Ladies and gentlemen, I submit for your inspection Barton Fink, the latest venture from those maverick film producers, the Coen brothers, Joel and Ethan.  I presume that most of you are already familiar with the Coens’ work and that anyone with a soul has probably already experienced this film.  (Here I address the faithful readers of Mosaic and not the 9-to-5 layman queebs who somehow skagged a copy).  So, if you came looking for a formulaic, cookie-cutter dissection of this film, let me kindly point you in the direction of The New Yorker or The Nation, and I’ll pick up where I left off.

Sure, the film raked it in at Cannes and both Turturro and Goodman command the silver screen like veterans, but what do we have to do with such things?  We only know what we have experienced, what we have seen and felt!  So let’s talk about what the film means to us and to our community in particular.

The movie Barton Fink takes place entirely in the perspective of a single mind.  “Whose mind?” you ask.  Hold that thought and file it away for later.  From the opening frame, our new reality which we will experience for the next two hours is defined.  We realize shortly that it is a world of stereotypes, with characters made out of plastic.  Barton himself is a cardboard punchout of Clifford Odets.  The snooty couple at the restaurant, the movie producer Jack Lipnick, the spooky bellboy — they all play upon caricatures which we have stored in our minds.  It is this reason that makes them amusing.  We see them portrayed in flesh and blood, and it is for that reason they become grotesque.

So from the very beginning, a sense of unreality is hinted at.  As the film progresses, is seems that nothing is withheld from the viewers, all is laid bare.  It’s as if we had a copy of the script and could read the character’s thoughts and intentions.  This also lends to their plasticity.  Yeah, at first it seems as though Barton may be a really good writer with high ideals about a “theater for the common man,” but this view is easily toppled when we see that he ends up writing the exact same story in the end as he did in the beginning and he really doesn’t give a flying rat’s ass about the common man.  It’s all so, well… obvious.  While many will be tempted to expound upon what this says about Barton as a writer and writing in general, why don’t we take the path less traveled and see where it takes us.

I think that the Coens have tried to play a clever trick on us.  They called the movie Barton Fink and Barton’s face occupies the majority of the celluloid, but the story really isn’t about him at all.  Barton is rather a focal point for us, an excuse to be in this dream world in order to learn a lesson.  You see, there’s just too much eye candy in the movie which steals our attention away from Barton for him to be all that important.  I’ve already mentioned the colorful supporting characters.  Then there’s the wallpaper curling off like the world falling apart, Barton stepping into Charlie’s shoes, the drain shot when Barton’s life really goes down the drain, the Bible transforming into his script, the hotel burning with the flames of Hell, etc.

One could go the route of the ridiculous and say that this is all exaggerated metaphor, but I’d like to take it deeper than that.  You’ll have to break out the mental floss for this one, folks, so bear with me.  I’d like to suggest that the film has carried the “Life of the Mind” motif throughout the entire “story” to the point that the movie itself becomes a mind.  Think about it.  Aren’t caricatures and metaphors translated from images in the imagination?  In the film, we are seeing these images literally brought to life, as the affairs of the mind are faithfully translated to the screen.  Barton’s world seems like it is falling apart, so the wallpaper starts to peel.  His life goes down the drain, thus the camera shot.  His life is becoming like Hell, so FWOOSH!, he’s in Hell.

Remember that thought I told you to file away earlier?  Well, bring it back out because it’s time to examine the question “Whose mind is it?”  Is the film a reflection of Barton’s own mind?  Or does it reflect the opinions of the Coen brothers, what they see in their heads?  Or is the answer closer to home?  Enter Charlie Meadows (played by John Goodman), whom I believe to be the magnetic North of the film.  He’s the anomaly in the movie.  At first glance, he appears to be just like the other standard cut-out characters and we seem to be able to read him fairly well.  Like Barton, we tend to dismiss him, thinking that he’s just a jovial insurance salesman.  But we’re dead wrong.  We see Meadows unmasked as a psychotic murderer.
We are taken aback, for we realized that, like Barton, we didn’t really listen to Charlie.  Instead we paid our attention to Barton and what he was doing.  Barton claimed that, as a writer, he created.  But we all know that he created only delusions of grandeur and misconceptions of the common man.  We, with Barton,  failed to consider the life of Charlie’s mind, as we so often overlook the minds of those people we see every day, the people we think we know so well.  I believe that the mind in question is our own, ladies and gentlemen.  Barton Fink is a cautionary tale directed towards our society.  It shows us that we, like Charlie, all have a private war inside of us.  As in the climax of the film, if we stop to look and listen, we will see a smiley-faced bandage torn away to reveal the gaping wound festering underneath.

Barton Fink presents us with a radical departure from the beaten path of mainstream cinema and at the same time challenges us to examine our own minds.  What carbon copy caricatures have we mentally set up in place of the flesh and blood souls that walk the streets with us?  What pie in the sky ideals have so ensnared our attention that we fail to notice the “common man?”  Will we dare to see the life of the their minds?  And more importantly, will we listen?